Dear Microsoft, can we give you a tip?

It would be a shame to deny that scheduled updates to the operating system run with bad names.

Now seriously, how can you evaluate this list?

• November Update
• Anniversary Update
• Spring Update
• Creative Update
• Autumn Creative Update
• April Update

Where is the creativity, the ingenuity? These names are so common that it is almost impossible to accurately identify them or associate them with something. Autumn update? What is autumn with us is spring on the other side of the planet. No matter, we'll reveal the solution now. Microsoft, feel free to try the following scheme! 

Dogs are worth considering just because there have been examples in the past of tying animal names to software: e.g. “Breezy Badger” and “Snow Leopard”. Since we know hundreds of breeds of dogs, the opportunities are pleasant in this respect as well. I think it's time to give it a try.

Imagine that programmers cut into one or two functions or services in the current package - e.g. Paint is falling asleep on the right, which has been rumored anyway. What could be a better name for this update?

More serious changes and modifications in the field of security? But we have a suggestion for that too!

In addition to security, of course, player features (“Game Mode”) are not to be overlooked either. Of course, this is also easy to “dog”.

Obviously, Microsoft is not infallible either, in fact. It may happen that a particular cumulative update package sometimes goes to the user’s brain because, say, he prefers to alert us in the middle of the night. Nothing else can be considered here but him:

Has the Edge browser reached a level? Has Windows 10 become even more open to the World Wide Web? Well, that's totally giving up!

Finally, here is a scenario where Microsoft, for some mysterious reason, would continue to insist on naming by season.

… We think this can be solved more imaginatively.

So given the opportunity, Redmond skulls could easily prove that cats are not the masters of the internet after all.

What would you name the Windows 10 updates for?

Source: howtogeek.com